December 2011
Reblog if you got your heart broken in 2011
Watch
Rule of Tumblr: every time you see this video, YOU REBLOG IT. And sing along. No questions asked.
When your teachers extends a due date
thatfunnyblog:
http://thatfunnyblog.tumblr.com/
gay male: i'm gay
straight female: OMG UR GAY LET'S BE BFFS CAN WE GO SHOPPING TOGETHER OMG
gay female: i'm gay
straight female: EW GET AWAY FROM ME U DYKE DONT TOUCH ME GROSS LESBIAN GERMS
And let's not forget -
Gay female: I'm gay
Straight male: OMG SO HOT. DAMN. CAN I FUCK YOU AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND WHILE SOMEONE FILMS IT. TOUCH HER BOOOBS. BOOOOOOOOBS.
Gay male: I'm gay
Straight male: HOLY SHIT IT'S A HOMO GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME FUCKIN HOMO. BACKS AGAINST THE WALL GUYS.
this is pretty sad
Reblog if you care more about this child:
teandarenea:
than all the half naked fucking sluts on tumblr.
today is the last friday of 2011. reblog now or go...
thatgaykid:
Gotta get down on Friday you guys.
whoops
Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose
student: you mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: yeah basically
me: doesn't taste like..
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
Biology Teacher:
me:
students:
me: